Sirocco Research Labs

Author: Adrianne Goodrich

• Intern: 001

  

  Intern #001

  Name: For­rest Kahlil Perrine

  Age: 23

  Loca­tion: Los Ange­les, California

  Prior Loca­tion: The Vanilla Dome; Belling­ham, Washington

  Objec­tive: Some­where between life expe­ri­ence and log­i­cal con­clu­sion, per­haps both.

  Lat­est exper­i­ment in the research labs: Film shut­ter speeds and doc­u­men­ta­tion of sub­ject on skateboard.

  Cre­atively most envi­ous of: Charles Burnett

  Enjoys ter­ri­bly: Fau­vism, and doc­u­ment­ing projects that were built with his hands.

  Con­clu­sive Report: For­rest is intern 001 for one month in Los Ange­les.  A list of pre­ferred women are Suzanne Son­tag, Yayoi Kusama, Samira Makhmal­baf and Han­nah Hoch.  A list of pre­ferred men are Carl Sagan, Charles Bur­nett, Dan Sav­age, Erik Satie, and John Baldessari. Favorite medium is cur­rently col­lage. Lastly, given a $100 bud­get, he would cre­ate a film of him­self con­sum­ing $100 worth of Twinkies or an 18-year-long choose-your-own-adventure film about a father who is a spy in the Appalachian mountains.

  Published July 24th, 2010 by Adrianne Goodrich

• Making Volcanos

  

  After care­ful obser­va­tion and stud­ies of nat­u­rally occur­ing Vol­canos, I have come to the per­fect con­clu­sion on how to cre­ate, with­out fail­ure, smok­ing vol­ca­noes for movie magic.

  With these illus­tra­tions, you will observe how to cre­ate vol­canos which will smoke. Unlike the ele­men­tary way of cre­at­ing an ooz­ing vol­cano, using bak­ing soda and vine­gar, these will not leave a mess on your minia­ture under­wa­ter movie set.

  1. From card­board, cut out 3/4 of a cir­cle. Cre­ate fold lines by slightly scor­ing the sur­face every five inches.

  2. Assem­ble a quite geo­met­ric vol­cano by tap­ing the two sides onto each other. Using plas­ter or joint com­pound, cover sur­face of vol­cano until it looks legit­i­mate. Crevices, cracks, and pock marks are all key to suc­cess. After allow­ing a few days to dry, apply desired fin­ish, paint, or sand.

  3. Using your lab­o­ra­to­ries sup­plies, place beakers into the vol­canos. Fill the beakers with luke-warm water. Using sci­en­tific gloves and safety gog­gles, break off small pieces of dry ice, with extreme cau­tion, and place into beakers.

  4. The chem­i­cal reac­tion which is now tak­ing place is the car­bon diox­ide sub­li­mat­ing into a gas.

  5. For a movie magic glow, place flame col­ored lights under vol­cano and watch the sci­en­tific fun begin!

  

  Published June 16th, 2010 by Adrianne Goodrich