Schmolodex
ROLODEXXX who declared you would be so expensive to buy in the store.. past the brink of obsolescence, you blindly sport a can’t-touch-me tag.. while your modern competition soars, you are weighted to the floor.. blame it on your disposition, says sontag.. you are but a glorified t-p holder; vex us no more.NOW, what you’ve all been waiting for, the new and improved “SCHMOLODEX”!! Made from door trim, ring binders, and a dowel rod, it can EASILY accommodate contact information for hundreds of your most colorful friends. Place it on a desk, mount in on the wall, suspend it from the ceiling; ANY way you look at it, batteries aren’t included.. THAT’S RIGHT!! There’s not a single circuit to bend, no buttons to push, and nothing to rub… SOOOOO, sneak into a local construction site and build one TODAY!!
Published by Martin Morse
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